4Shoes 'BOOKENDS'; Morgan Horses

4Shoes 'BOOKENDS'; Morgan Horses
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Friday, 20 October 2017

All Hell Breaks Loose

A serious breach in porcine security over the past weekend @ the 4Shoes resulted in much frantic oinking about & a state of general confusion in the barnyard. However, we are assured, at no time was there ever any real danger to the public.
Mr Shoes, Warden of the 4Shoes for over a decade, was away from the farm making fat stacks at the time of the troubling incident.
Mrs Shoes, 4Shoes' Assistant Warden, was quoted as saying,
"Gawdammit!". When pressed for further details, she squawked, "No comment!"while shaking a pail of feed in an attempt to lure the escapee into a confined area 
The prisoner, one Michael Scofield (aka 'Spot'), was surprised by the 4Shoes A.W. out of bounds just before dusk yesterday; a general alarm was sounded before the scoundrel was able to get away from the barnyard area & into the thickness of the forest less than a quarter of a mile distant. Sources speculate that Scofield was apprehended while attempting to free his brother, Lincoln Burrows, who is also serving a life sentence at the 4Shoes facility.
Though shamed family members declined to comment, their close friend, Y19, said, "It's  complete & total bullshit; Michael & Linc are unjustly incarcerated simply because they are delicious!" 
It remains unclear whether the brothers were heading to market for roast beef (supporting rumours that Y19 is a dumb cow)... but thanks to the vigilance of the 4Shoes A.W., that little piggie went 'weee-weee-weee' all the way home

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    1. I'm laughing now.... not so much at the time. Unless you consider a steady stream of cuss words funny.

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    1. Glad it worked out that way then! ;-)

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  3. Seems to be a lot of escapees lately. First Y19 and now this! Thanks for the laugh though.

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    1. Break in, break out.... Break in, break out...
      Maybe Mr Miyagi is behind all this!

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  4. There is mayhem o the 4 shoes farm!

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    1. Absolute mayhem; it's like the inmates are running the prison. ;-)

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  5. Haha we used to watch Prison break, first year was good then it went downhill from there. Glad you got Michael and Lincoln back in prison where they belong

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    1. That damned Michael was the planner - his spot is probably a tattoo, legible only to him - thus the escape.
      No Matter - the Warden has fortified the prison so that we should have no more insolence from the inmates.

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  6. Ha, ha, been there done that. The reason we don't have pigs right now is because trees have taken down quite a few fences leaving them vulnerable to escape!

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    1. Lordy, but no one said farming was easy, right? I must wonder, are goats any easier than pigs though?

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