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Wednesday, 1 November 2017

Ferocious Unicorn

Raaaiiirrrr! Bitey Face Unicorn!!
So scary, right?
"Yeah, I was trying really hard to be scary, but then I sneezed while Mom took the photo. Not a bad fake, eh? Watch this now as I demand payment...
 
(Puppies, a word to the wise: Always make sure you get payment for whatever shenanigans your human wants from you!)
Mom, you promised me a milkbone if I put up with the nonsense - 2! I want 2 milkbones!
2! I totes deserve 2 milkbones!
Please."

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    1. This costume would look adorbs on Stewie too. :-)

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  2. I think it’s worth more than 2 milk bones for the indignity of having to wear a unicorn costume! Seriously, he looks really cute.

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    1. Manic Min Pin tried to float the idea of more than 2 also; not sure whether it was about dignity or greed, but I stuck with 2. Because I'm not a pushover. (I am.)

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    1. Manic Min Pin inspires 'awes' wherever she goes. No one takes her seriously - it's like her super power

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