|But still, let's be real, a LazyBoy is meant to be used. "Ahhhhhhhhh... Zzzzzzzzzz"|
& then there's Manic....
Manic has needz, & feelingz, & strong opinionz...
Manic does not like to be cold. Like, ever.
Manic is a dog, & she does have some hair.
Short hair that is pretty much embedded in every piece of furniture we own.
And, I'm embarrassed to admit, our bed sheets.
*Head hanging, deeeep sigh*
But Manic is oddly smooth from the base of her chest all the way back to her hoohah.
Nekid... as in buck nekid.
Manic is a dog, but...
a dog who clearly is not made for winter of any kind.
Manic has so many outfits that she has her own closet.
Yeah, you did read that right - her own closet.
I don't have my own closet - I share with Mr Shoes.
*Manic demands that I point out to you her buck-tooth kangaroo, which is her most favourite squeaky of all time.*
|Straight from the hairless little dictator's ungrateful mouth, just now, |
"I am being held hostage in the frozen tundra here; please send me a warm knitted hat with cougar ears, size small.
Better yet, will some kind Aussie please send me a first class ticket to Sydney? I will not need all my clothes down under, so I'll only have a carry on bag.
I do so love kangaroos!"