4Shoes 'BOOKENDS'; Morgan Horses

4Shoes 'BOOKENDS'; Morgan Horses
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Wednesday, 31 January 2018

Farm Scents Sense


Are you interested in this candle?
Well then, have I got a DEAL for You!
At just a fraction of the price, I can sell you the absolutely authentic scents of my
Elite Morgan Horse Barn! 


All of our farm products are 100% Organic & Biodegradable!

To make your gift giving occasions easier, this collection of Farm Scented products is
 constant restocked!

*Strong like Hereford Bull Aftershave*
(for the ardent, yet sophisticated gentlemen)

*Leghorn Layers L'eau de Toilette*
(Foghorn Leghorn was SUCH a ladies man)

*Heritage Swine face cream*
(Simply loaded with anti-oxidants!)


*Rabbit scented Hair & Body Wash*
(Because who doesn't want to smell like the Easter Bunny?)

*Eau de Chubby Barncat*
(Specially blended for Cougars on the prowl!)

Special Close out Prices 
(while supplies last)
*Unicorns
*Pegasus 
(only 1 in stock)
& *RAINBOWS

11 comments:

  1. Very good! I'll take a bottle of scented hair and body wash. I'd like to smell like the Easter Bunny!

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    1. Lucky you, it's BOGO day, so I'll throw in 1 Chubby Barncat!

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  2. LOL I'll take one of each. ;)

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  3. This is hilarious! I love the smells of barns, but I’ll pass! I will take a unicorn though! They poop cotton candy, I’m told.

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    1. BAGS of it!! Carnival Eats was just here yesterday & gobbled so much that he almost puked a rainbow.

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  4. LOL! Pegasus for me please!

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    1. Shall I ship him by UPS or Purolator Linda?

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  5. Too funny! SO did you go in & test smell the barn candle? I don't love the smell of a barn, but I do love the smell of my horse!! I can be found taking a deep inhale of my hands, periodically after riding. I'm always a little sad when I wash it off. But all I have to do is find my coat in the closet, and snifffff :)

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    1. The store was closed, so no. But, being pretty intimately acquainted with barn smell, & having a barn in regular use across the yard, I think I'm good.

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    2. So, you aren't rushing back to buy one ;) Your scents/scented names are way more enticing anyways!

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