|Now about 15 months old, this mini Hereford heifer is up to about 700lbs. Lucy is a flirty lass - she's always "making cow eyes" at Crispin.|
|Ethel, or Halfhorn**, is just as bad as Lucy - the 2 of them sashay their butts around him shamelessly.|
|"Hey Mrs Shoes, it's called a biological imperative, you know! And we don't appreciate being slut-shamed."|
|Out the window one day I see the bull flat out... not moving at all. "Oh no!", I thought. "Has he had a blue balls heart attack?" |
*Notice the 2 slutty heifers just as close up to his gate as they can possibly get?
|From right outside the fence, he still looked dead.|
|"Thanks a bunch, Nap-Killer. This tremendous fart should have you simultaneously both reassured & repulsed."|
**Halfhorn is a result of incorrectly applied dehorning paste by the breeder - Strike 1. You cannot see them, but Lucy has small horn tips under her hair - Strike 2.
Obviously, Crispin goes around half horny all the time (running joke here) - Strike 3.
Dehorning paste applied by that breeder? 100% FAIL.
*This all cow post is for Sabine, of Friendly Hairy Creatures, who runs with her ponies and who would like to see an all cow blog. Sabine, my friend, this is for you!*